opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
THE WAY THE PAGAN GODS ARE HALF REMEMBERED HERE
FIRE POEM, Berlin || Robert Montgomery
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS
when i get drunk its less that all my problems go away and more that they’re just converted into pure sarcastic energy
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
is there an app like grindr but for fragile people like myself
also where nobody is ugly
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
Stunning Images Of Skylines Captured With Time Lapse Photography
by Dan Marker-Moore
- Someone: Are you fucking serious?!
- Remus Lupin: *SWEATS*